I've noticed a tacky new holiday decorating trend over the past couple of Christmas seasons, one that puts to shame every other tacky decorating trend as far as I'm concerned....
...plastic blow-up Santas.
...and Christmas trees
...and the blessed baby Jesus, for ... uh...his sake.
Oh, and we can't forget the inflatable snowglobes with a battery-operated merry go round of inflatable Christmas scene inside them.
No, not even if we tried.
And you know the worst part of it?
The damned things deflate regularly, and lie, like polyurethane murder victims or plastic cattle mutilation detritus, on suburban lawns.
For the love of all that's holy, people, STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!