January 23rd, 2011

bad fanfic

Dept. of They Never Run on Fourth

See, this is why I try not to pay attention to Chicago sports teams - they always lead you to the doors of ultimate victory, then trip you (or themselves) on the doorstep, step on your hands, poke you in the eye, then laugh at you, pointing and jeering as you cry. When your third string QB is better than your starter ... Oh, never mind.