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Oh my God. I'm a Snorkey*
     Yes. Yes I am. I am making snorkey sounds, snorting snorkey snorts, and being, in general, the kind of mucous-filled and sinus-challenged mammal I imagine a snorkey to be.
     I have a cold, a head cold, a vigorous head cold, a vivacious and vibrantly vigorous head cold. My head is, perforce, become like unto a huge and sodden receptacle for sullenly brain-deadening viscous fluids. I believe I shall go to bed, and make an attempt to climb up the evolutionary ladder again tomorrow morning.

*You'll have to check with dr_whuh  about actual Snorkeys, him being the household's definitive Beanie and Cecil authority. *snerk* (Or is that *snork*? Heh. I amuse myself.)


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Apr. 2nd, 2009 10:04 am (UTC)
I am a recovering Snorkey, having spent much of the last two days snorking. This too shall pass.
Apr. 2nd, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah, time will indeed work its wonders. I think the knowledge is having a little difficulty going from neuron to neuron in my head because ... well, you know ... mucous interference.

Still, I slept nine full hours, something I rarely do, and it has provided me with a cache of energy I shall attempt to use wisely in my depleted state.

Once I'm over the cold, I'm sure I'll stop speaking this way.
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